From Animaniacs No.1, May, 1995

Global Disorder

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so, Brain, but lederhosen won't stretch that far.

Brain plans to infiltrate a United Nations meeting of all world leaders and freeze them with a laughing gas and replace them with eletronically controlled wax sculptures

From Animaniacs No. 3, July 95

Rewriting History

Brain decides the negative image of the mouse is hurting his efforts to take over the world. So, in a plot similar to TV's "When Mice Ruled the Earth" he and Pinky travel back in time. This time their goal is to create or more positive image of the mousen throughout history. The result upon returning to the present is a world rule by Rickee Rat, much to Brain's chagrin.

From Animaniacs No. 4, Aug. 95

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- yeah, but I thought Madonna already had a steady bloke!

The scientists at Acme Labs are planning to send two mice to Venus to trade with the Venusians for a "Mega Mind-Blinder" that has incredible brainwashing power. Brain of course sees the usefulness of such a weapon and plans to have him and pinky be the the lucky mice to go into space.

From Animaniacs No. 9, Jan, 96

B- Wait, Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so Brain, but what would goats be doing in red leather turbans?

Brain enlists the aid of the mouse criminal element to help him contaminate Washington D.C.'s water supply with a laughing serum.

From Animaniacs No.11, Mar, 1996

Brain for Brain

Brain ends his partnership with Pinky in favor of using a duplicating ray to make the ultimate assistant in world domination, himself. Unfortunately his new partner is too much like him, that is, is also bent on being sole ruler of the world, so the duplicate Brain steals the gun and makes his own duplicate partner, who then steals the gun to make his own duplicate partner, and so and son on. Resulting in hundreds of Brains all wanting to be partners with Pinky, of which there is only one.

From Animaniacs No. 12, Apr. 97

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- Yes, Brain, I think so. But how do we get twiggy to pose with an electric goose?!

In 1962, Brain plans to build a giant sling shot and threaten to hurl the earth into the sun if his demands are not met. One problem, he needs alot of rubber to make a giant rubber band, where to get all this rubber? He will steal the rubber boots from unsuspecting mods.

Fron Animaniacs No. 16, Aug. 96

The Mean Green Monster Brain Machine

B- Pinky! AYPWIP?

P- I think so, Brain. But if I put on 2 tutu's, would I really be wearing a four by four?

B- Why do I even bother asking?

P- I dunno, Brain. Maybe it's all part of some huge, cosmic plot formula!

Brain needs a giant laser for his latest scheme. Coincidentally, there is going to be a laser light show at this weekend's truck and tractor pull.

From Animaniacs No. 19, Nov. 96, “The Y-Files”

Little Green Mice

B- AYPWIP Pinky?

P- I think so Brain, but wouldn't mustard make it sting?

Cheese from all over the world is mysteriously vanishing, and many are blaming it on extraterestrail beings. Brain comes to the conclusion that he and Pinky are not genetically altered mice, but are alien leaders put here by there people who are now signaling them by stealing cheese. B + P set out to find these beings as “FBI Agent Fox Mouldy and Agent Dana Scowly”

From Animaniacs No. 22, Feb. 97-

World Domination to Go

Brain invents an atomic superball that requires "ample ultra saturated erratic material." So our heroes are off to work at the local "DABURGER" Where the fat in the friers hasn't been changed in ten years. No APWIP? is performed.

From Animaniacs No. 24, Apr. 97

B- AYPWIP Pinky?

P- I think so, Brain, but can you usee the word "asphalt" in polite society?

Brain needs money to fund his inflatable bustle scheme. He plans to do this by taking over the Brooklyn bridge (still under construction) and collecting the tolls.