Yule Be Sorry

After being rendered unconscious by one of his own gizmos on Christmas, Brain dreams of what life would be like if he didn't have to deal with Pinky. The only problem is that leaves him to deal with Elmyra on his own.

How I spent My Weekend


P- I think so, but where is a fish?

An entire episode (and a two act episode at that) told and drawn by Elmyra. Amusing at first it quickly becomes painful to watch as it's basically 15 minutes of stick figures drawn on notebook paper with Elmyra constantly babbling.

At the Hop

B- Any questions?

P- Just one, do you have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath?


B- You don't have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath.

P- How's that?

B- A turkish bath is nothing more then a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.

Brain's pheromone experiment goes awry when his formula is mistaken for "pirate perfume" and Elmyra takes it to her school dance with her, prompting Brain to once again dress as Patty Ann to go in pursuit of it.

Pinky's Dream House

B- any questions?

P- Yes, do you know the way to San Jose?


B- Make a right at Oxnard.

P- Come again?

B- It's the way to San Jose. You get to Oxnard and make a right.

Brain is sidetracked from his take it back o matic ray plan by Elmyra's pretemding to be a genie and granting Pinky's wish of a suburban 50's style dream house.

Squeeze Play

Brain's plan to take over Arizona as a stepping stone to conquering the USA and Canada is interrupted by Rudy's theft of Brain's solar ray, leading P and B into Rudy's room, where they must evade Tunk in order to retrieve the ray.

The Ravin

Brain narrating-- "You pondering what I'm pondering?" I asked Pinky on the sly. "Well I think so Brain," he muttered. "But my feet taste better buttered." Then I grimaced and I shuddered at his typical reply.

Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain and friends do their version of the Edgar Allen Poe classic.

Wag the Mouse

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so, Brain. But if Pinochio were carved out of bacon it wouldn't be the same story, would it?

Elmyra's nomination to run for class president inspires Brain to go behind the scenes and orchestrate her rise through the political ranks.

A Walk in the Park

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- Umm, I think so, Brain. But wasn't Dicky Duck released on his own recognaissance?

Brain and Pinky follow Elmyra on her school field trip to DuckyLand to replace the music played on one of the rides with his own tape that will hypnotize people into following him.

That's Edutainment

B-Pinky, AYPWIP?

P-I think so Brain, but pepper ann makes me sneeze.

B-You have any questions?

P- Just one. Who's Byron Allen?

At the ned of the episode--

B- He was on real people.

P- Huh?

B- Byron Allen, he was the co-host of Real People, a pioneering infotainment show of the early 80s.

P- Ohhh, that explains it then.

In need of cheap educational programming, Brain is offered his own TV Show, which he plans to use as a form to educate the masses about what a great leader he'd be. Just one problem, no one watches educational television!

Teleport a Friend

Brain plans to use his portable teleportation device to encourage laziness in humans allowing him to take over the world. However, Elmyra kidnaps him and Pinky to the carnival, where a teleportation mishap joins Brain and Elmyra in the same body. That and Pinky falls in love with a pig. (Yes, Pinky falling in love with other species IS getting old and annoying).

Mr. Doctor

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so Brain. But suppose we do the hokey pokey and turn ourselves around, is that what it's really all about?

Elmyra takes all her pets to the vet, including Mr. Pussy Wussy who still thinks hes a dog, gaining the interest of the doctor.

Fun, Time and Space

Brain develops the Black Hole in a jar and plans to market it as a garbage disposal. However, "Elmyra's Funtime Show" interrupts his plans.

Hooray For Meat

Brain poses as Patty Ann once again in an effort to be Queen of the annual meat day parade, allowing him to gain public exposure and charm the masses with his hypnotic earings.

Party Night

Vanity is having a school's out party, and Brain is thrilled as it will get Elmyra out of his way for an evening. The only problem is, Elmyra won't go unless Rudy attends.

The Mask of Braino

Brain poses as super hero Braino, but Elmyra's UnderwearHead superhero steals all his publicity.

Well folks, from what I hear thats all she wrote for the ill conceived Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain. It was funny at first but it went downhill after "The Man From Washington." Now, if only they'd be smart enough to go back to making regular PatB.