Around the World in 80 Narfs

B- AYPWIP Pinky?

P-Uh, I think so Brain, no, no, it's too stupid.

B- We will disguise ourselves as a cow. P- Narf! That was it exactly! Pinky and the Brain try to circle the world in less than 80 Days in a scheme to gain power in the British Empire and then take over the world.


Brain buys every apartment, condo, and office above the 39th floor and then plans to melt the polar ice cap using the hubble telescope, thus flooding the globe and forcing people to live in his real estate. Oddly, there is no AYPWIP? performed.

Ambulatory Abe

In a rather lame but thankfully short episode Pinky and the Brain hide under the Lincoln Memorial and make everyone believe Abe has been reincarnated. Once again, no AYPWIP? is performed.

The Mouse of La Mancha

B- Sancho Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- Uh, I think so Don Cerebro, but why would Sophia Loren do a musical?

Finding themselves locked in a cage with the other lab animals, Brain relates(as a musical no less) the tale of Don Cerebro, the ancient Spanish mouse who tried to take over the world by destroying all the windmills.

The Third Mouse

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

Pinky returns to Vienna after the war(what war he's not sure) to find Brain dead, or at least he is lead to believe.

The Visit

Brain finds his parents and makes them smart, but comes to regret it.


It's Only a Paper World

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P-I think so Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks?

Brain builds an exact model of the world out of paper mache called "chia earth". He then lures the entire population of the real earth to this new planet so he can take over the earth and rename it Brainus. Just one problem-- there is no one left to rule.

Collect 'em All


P- I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?

Set in 18th century Germany at the inevntion of the printing press, Brain starts a serious of trading cards that when all are collected contain a hidden message, along with something else Brain didn't count on.


B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?

Brain tries to become a famous artist to fund his giant disco ball sheme, but Pinky ends up famous when he accidentally pioneers "nasalism."

Plan Brain from Outer Space

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarena.

Brain plots to take over the world with the help of an interstellar pen pal, but all the alien really wants is to eat Brain's brain.

Robin Brain

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so, (hiccup) but Kevin Costner with an English accent?

Set in Merry Olde England Brain takes on the role of Robin Brain, who steals from the rich and gives to himself to fund his plan to give everyone a bath.

The Mummy

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so, but don't you need a pool to play Marco Polo

Our heroes plan to pose as Egyptian pharoahs who will demand rule of the earth, only to find themselves locked into the pyramid with the real mummy.

The Pink Candidate


P- Well, I think so brain, but do I really need 2 tongues?

Pinky becomes the voice of leadership in the crusade for family values, and in the best tradition of John Brain runs for presidnet, and actually wins!?!?

Brain's Song


P-Wuh, yeah Brain, but we're already naked.

Brain decides to film and broadcast the most depressing movie ever and take over the world while everyone is too downtrodden to care.