The Pinky P.O.V.

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so Brain, but what if the hippo won't wear the beach thong?

An entire episode seen through Pinky's eyes, literally through his eyes-- his nose is in the bottom middle of the screen throughout. And more interestingly, heard through his ears (ie. He doesn't understand any of Brain's big words and he hears them as "blah blah bigword blah" etc.)

The Really Great Dictator

Brain sings a song about how great the world would be with him as ruler.

Brain Food

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- Whew, oh I'd say the odds of that are terribly slim Brain.

B- True

P- I mean really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?

B- To my knowledge never.

P- Exactly, so what are the chances that THIS time I am pondering what you are pondering?

B- Next to Nil.

P- Well thats exactly what I am thinking too.

B- Therefore, you ARE PWIP.

P- Poit! I guess I am.

B- And do you know what else I am pondering my friend?

P- I think I do Brain.

B- We are going to make everyone on Earth smart, smart enough to accept me as their leader.

P- Ohhh, thats exactly what I was pondering!

B- Really

P- Yes! umm, no. I was thinking of serving corrugated cardboard for Thanksgiving dinner. Yummy! Not even close was I?

and as if that wasn't enough, at the end we have---


B- I think so Pinky, it's time to return to the lab for tommorrow night.

P- Why, what are we going to do tommorrow night Brain?

B- The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!

P- Oh, right.

B- Is that what you were pondering?

P- Nnnnno. I was pondering that it's time to SET THE BALLOON PEOPLE FREE!! (Pinky lets go of the balloons that he and Brain were holding and floating through the air on.)

Brain concludes he is unable to take over the world because people are too dumb to accept them as leader. So, he poses as a Pizza chef and makes Pizzas topped with a special formula to make the world smarter The problem is when they eat it they get smart enough to realize he just a mouse not a pizza chef and are naturally repulsed and angered.

The 1998-99 season


Part I - Brain Brain Go Away

A new dance craze, the Schmeerskahoven, is sweeping the nation. Meanwhile, the president and first lady plan a conference on "The Brain" (the human brain that is) to combat the dumbing down of America. Brain is mistakenly invited and he and Pinky head off to Washington thinking the conference is in Brain's honor. Brain soon realizes his error and he and pinky are ejected from the White House, but not before refusing to participate in a group Schmeerskahoven. They are led into a trap by a sinistrer clown outside the White House and, after erasing their minds (well, Brain's mind is erased, Pinky's mind causes the mind erasing machine to error) they are imprisoned in the land of the hats, a strange place where everyone is identified only by the hat they were, and everyone must pasticipate in the Schmeerskahoven.

Part II - I am Not a Hat

With Pinky's help Brain is able to outwit the Top Hat (a computer that controls the land of the hats) and escape the land of the hats. By examining files taken from the Top Hat Brain learns that the Schmeerskahoven is a dance created so that it's motions cause those who dance it to grow dumber, and that he and pinky were imprisoned in the land of the hats for refusing to dance it. Brain heads out in search of the one person (besides him of course) who could be behind such a scheme to conquer the world, Snowball. However, Brain finds Snowball locked away in his own mental institution for coming too close to discovering who is behind the Schmeerskahoven scheme.

Part III - Wash Harder

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?

P- I think so Brain, but instant karma always gets so lumpy.

After escaping from the mental instituation (again with Pinky's help) Pinky, Brain, and Snowball head to the deserted island of Dr. Moredough, the geneticist who created the gene splicer which made them super intelligent, in a quest to find who is behind the Schmeerskohoven before the great Schmeerskahovenathon for world peace in Washington D.C. is held, making the entire world stupid.